Promises are made to be broken...
Gut am Arbeitgeber finde ich
What I really admire about my former employer is their remarkable ability to take an endless amount of time to make decisions. It’s truly inspiring to see how they can turn a simple task into a drawn-out saga that makes waiting for paint to dry seem thrilling. And let’s not forget their knack for throwing the occasional team-building exercise our way, as if pretending to care about employee morale will mask the fact that we’re all just cogs in a machine. Truly, it’s a privilege to be part of such a 'forward-thinking' organization.
Schlecht am Arbeitgeber finde ich
What I find particularly charming is their unparalleled ability to ignore any sort of feedback. It’s delightful how they ask for our opinions, only to completely disregard them, as if our insights are just part of a charming little charade. And let’s not overlook their talent for managing our workloads—nothing says 'supportive workplace' like piling on more tasks while pretending to care about our well-being. Honestly, it’s a wonder how they manage to maintain such a strong sense of disconnection while still calling themselves a 'team.' Truly impressive.
Verbesserungsvorschläge
Oh, I have a plethora of improvement suggestions! For starters, how about actually listening to employee feedback instead of filing it away in a drawer labeled 'ignore'? It would be a refreshing change to see them act on some of the brilliant ideas we offer, rather than sticking to their outdated processes. And while we’re at it, let’s revamp those never-ending meetings—perhaps we could hold them in a time warp where they actually lead to productive outcomes? But I suppose that would be too much to ask. Truly, embracing change could elevate this place from 'dreadful' to merely 'mediocre'—and wouldn’t that be a sight to see!
Arbeitsatmosphäre
It´s stifling. People pretend everything´s fine, but beneath the surface, it´s full of of tension and passive-aggressive behavior. Everyone´s just trying to survive, stepping on each other to get ahead, while management stays distant and out of touch. It´s all fake smiles and forcerded small talk, but the underlying stress is palpable.
Kommunikation
It´s a joke, really. Endless meeting and emails, yet no one ever actually says what needs to be said, likely because everyone´s to afraid of becoming the next target for HR nor MD - and if they cant find something, they´ll´just delay your salary payments after a quiet chat with finance. It´s all about avoiding responsibility, skirting around issues, and leaving you more confused than when you started. Genuine, clear communication has become a rarity.
Kollegenzusammenhalt
Colleague camaraderie? Its practicallz non-existent. Everyones out for themselves, pretending to care while secretly pushing their own agendas, like current and former HR manager for example. The so-called team spirit is just a facade, and the moment something goes wrong, its every man for himself.
Work-Life-Balance
the so-called work-life-balance is nothing more than a myth these days in this company. Its all about squeeying more hours out of you, with little regard for personal time
Vorgesetztenverhalten
they lack their own opinion, postpone important decisions for as long as they can, and will lie to your face without hestiation
Interessante Aufgaben
hardly. it´s the same mind-numbing work day in and day out, dressed up as exciting opportunities to keep you engaged. In reality, it´s a never-ending cycle of repetitive uninspiring tasks with no real challange or creativity. they throw in the occasional project to make it seem like things are moving forward, but it´s just more of the same.
Gleichberechtigung
Oh, the commitment to equality here is simply commendable! It’s impressive how they manage to promote diversity while conveniently sidelining half the workforce when it comes to actual opportunities. Nothing says 'we value everyone' quite like a token gesture or two during meetings, followed by the same old boys' club mentality behind closed doors. And let’s not forget the inspirational posters about equality plastered on the walls—those really do wonders while the reality is a completely different story. It’s a brilliant display of how to talk the talk without ever bothering to walk the walk. Truly, it's an eye-opening experience!
Umgang mit älteren Kollegen
Oh, the way we treat our older colleagues is nothing short of extraordinary! It’s almost touching how we pay them lip service about their experience while completely ignoring their insights in meetings. Nothing quite says 'we value your contribution' like sidelining their ideas for the latest flashy trends that no one really understands. And let’s not overlook the delightful ageism that runs rampant—who needs wisdom when we can have youthful enthusiasm, right? It’s a real testament to our modern workplace culture, where experience is just a quaint relic of the past. Truly, it's a fantastic environment for everyone involved!
Arbeitsbedingungen
Oh, the working conditions here are simply delightful! Who wouldn’t love a charmingly cramped workspace with flickering fluorescent lights that really set the mood? And let’s not forget the 'flexible' working hours, which really just means you’re expected to be available at all hours, day or night. It’s a real treat to juggle unrealistic deadlines while being told how lucky we are to have a job. And the lack of proper resources? Just adds a bit of excitement to the daily grind. It’s almost as if they believe that discomfort breeds productivity! Truly, a refreshing approach to modern work life!
Umwelt-/Sozialbewusstsein
Oh, the environmental and social consciousness is absolutely riveting! I’m in awe of how we’re constantly reminded of our 'green initiatives' while churning out products that could make Mother Nature weep. It’s quite the performance, really—talking a big game about sustainability while still using every chemical under the sun like it’s going out of style. And let’s not forget the heartwarming charity events we hold, which are really just a distraction from the fact that we’re polluting our surroundings. It’s almost as if they think a few nice words and a shiny brochure can mask the reality. Truly, it’s an inspiring model for corporate responsibility!
Gehalt/Sozialleistungen
Oh, the salary and benefits are truly outstanding—if you consider paltry raises and a benefits package that seems to have been designed in the dark ages as 'outstanding.' It’s heartwarming to know that our hard work is recognized with such generous compensation; I mean, who wouldn’t want to scrape by while watching executives enjoy lavish bonuses? And let’s not forget the thrilling health insurance options—choose between high premiums or high deductibles! What a choice! It's comforting to see that we’re all valued equally, especially when it comes to those annual reviews where we’re told how lucky we are to have a job. Truly, it’s a model of generosity and fairness in the corporate world!
Image
What I absolutely adore about this company’s image is how meticulously crafted it is. They’ve managed to build a shiny façade that screams 'success' while the reality is quite the opposite. It’s almost theatrical how they parade around their so-called achievements, all while conveniently ignoring the chaos behind the scenes. And who doesn’t love those glossy marketing materials that showcase a vibrant workplace? It’s heartwarming to see them invest so much in appearances rather than actual substance. Truly, it’s a masterclass in optics over authenticity.
Karriere/Weiterbildung
Oh, the career development opportunities here are simply marvelous—if you enjoy waiting indefinitely for a chance that never seems to come. It’s truly impressive how they promise training and growth while actually offering a steady diet of mind-numbing tasks. And those promotional pathways? They’re like a secret club that you’re never quite invited to. Nothing quite says 'we value your growth' like the complete absence of any meaningful mentorship or guidance. It’s a delightful charade that keeps you just motivated enough to stay, yet hopeless enough to wonder why you bother.